Signs Yo' Kids Don't Like Deir Christmas Presents



10. Dere's sump'n half-hearted about da damn way dey say, "Oh Wow
--Q-tips."
9. Dey spend Christmas mo'nin' makin' down games involvin' wrappin'
sheet.
8. Dey hire some Gambino family hit dude to boogie Santa's kneecaps.
7. You's see dem tryin' t'shove everydin' back down de chimney. Slap mah
fro!
6. Spelled out in Legos on yo' front lawn are da damn wo'ds, "You's
cheap bastard."
5. Moments afta' dey unwrap gifts, ya' see dem fo' sale on plantation
shoppin'netwo'k.
4. Yo' son simply refuses t'dig it why ya' couldn't git him two hours
alone wid Cindy Crawfo'd.

3. Dey cite yo' gifts as some majo' facto' in deir decision t'convert to
Islam. 'S coo', bruh.
2. You's wake down and find da damn 'haid uh Elmo in yo' bed.
1. Dey ax', "Where'd ya' steal dis stuff -- Crap 'R' Us?