Ebonics Homework Assignment

Leroy attends an Oakland high school where they teach Ebonics as a
second language. Last week he was given an easy
homework assignment. All he had to do was put each of the following
words in a sentence.
This is what Leroy did . . .

1. Acoustic...When I was liddle, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me
to da pool hall.
Submitted by Matt

2. Vowel...I blee vowel hav sum mo chitluns.
Submitted by Will a.k.a Byte Me

3. Hormone...If you be hung, you can really make a hormone.
Submitted by Junebug Miller

4. Mushroom...This hoe wanted ta hav sex in the back of her car, but i's
said there ain't mushroom.
Submitted by Josh

5. Despair...I went to the supermarket and axed how much is despair.
Submitted by Anthony Tabone

6. Dictate...I axed the ho, "How my dictate?"
Submitted by Bob

7. Rectum. . . I had two Cadillacs, but my ol' lady rectum both.

8. Hotel. . . I gave my girlfriend da crabs and the hotel everybody.

9. Odyssey. . . I told my bro, you odyssey the jugs on this hoe.

10. Stain. . . My mother-in-law axed if I was stain for dinner again.

11. Seldom. . . My cousin gave me two tickets to the Knicks game, so I
seldom.

12. Penis. . . I went to da doctor and he handed me a cup and said
penis.

13. Catacomb. . . Don King was at the fight the other night, man,
somebody give that catacomb.

14. Foreclose. . . If I pay alimony this month, I'll have no money
foreclose.

15. Undermine. . . There is a fine lookin' hoe livin' in the apartment
undermine.

16. Tripoli. . . I was gonna buy my old lady a bra but I couldn't fine
no Tripoli.

17. Disappointment. . . My parole officer tol me if I miss
disappointment they gonna send me back to the big house.

18. Income. . . I just got in bed wit dee hoe and income my wife.

19. Honor. . . At the rape trial, the judge axed my buddy, who b honor
first?

20. Fortify. . . I axed da hoe how much? And she say fortify.

21. Israel. . . Alonso tried to sell me a Rolex, I said man, that looks
fake. He said, no Israel.

Needless to say, Leroy got an A. God bless America.